When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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