So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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