No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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