let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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