I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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