David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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