so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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