YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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