I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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