I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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