Dual....:-)
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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