that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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