So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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