I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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