Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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