we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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