awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
