Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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