idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
