currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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