I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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