counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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