You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I'm passing your future prison.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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