love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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