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I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
