im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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