I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize
