Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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