Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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