SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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