is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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