D3 body, D1 cock
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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