it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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