4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Your cock deserves a montage
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize