i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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