covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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