Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize
