You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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