Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize