awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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