yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
