but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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