And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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