You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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