i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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