Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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