We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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