your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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