Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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