She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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