So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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