Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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