I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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