yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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