Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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