sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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