How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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